Sourpuss

So you get into the idea of puting yourself about a bit. Put some of your stuff up, maybe twat about with the layout, try and make your place look a bit different. Then you go next door and their place is so much better. They've made a real effort. Your place is awkward and hard to negociate. You feel like an oaf, for even bothering in the first place. So you stop visiting and stay in . Everything festers and you just keep nudging around the same bits and pieces you orginally had in there.

Then you start looking at cats and eventually you end up smelling like one.