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Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Hal An Tow

Totally inappropriate time of the year to be posting this song, but now that the clocks have gone back and the winter chill is here.....well.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Winter Warmer


It's getting nippy down here - and we've just burnt the last of a rough load we bought off a dodgy farmer when we didn't know any better. Today we took delivery of a great load of wood, which won't all fit in the shed. It's mainly ash which will burn as soon as it's cut - as the poem goes:

But ash logs,
all smooth and grey,
Burn them green or old;
Buy up all that come your way,
They're worth their weight in gold.

At the moment wood is our only fuel source whilst we live in this cottage and long may it continue. We have two stoves - this large one pictured takes care of the entire central heating (3 bed semi). I estimate if we were to heat the house every night for a month, it would cost us about 50 quid. So about 500 quid in a year factoring in summers and nights away. This compared to about 800 quid for a gas boiler and probably whole lot more for an oil one. A few other pluses are that wood is pretty much carbon neutral, smells nice, and makes a home cosey, plus you can use some of the wood ash on your garden.

I know this isn't a very exciting post - doubtless this is a symptom of married life; soon I'll be writing about conservatories and fun days out at Clarks, shopping for the kids. However whilst I was stacking the wood this morning, I felt a little shiver course through me knowing that the wood I handled was part of an ancient system that's kept us warm for many millennia and probably will for a long time from now.

On the subject of central heating (cough), I read the other day that the average household temperature in the UK was about 15 degrees, since then it has risen to around the 22/23 mark - this, when the world is getting warmer - what's that about....bunch of Nancys!

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Friday, October 09, 2009

Nobels Oblige



Shock news! The scandos love Obama too.

I know I backed him during the horse race - but I had a bit of money on him + he's got a nice smile and he wasn't born on a ranch...but this just takes the piss.

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Woo Woo Ha Ha!

Friday, June 26, 2009

And the whole world has to answer right now


What annoys me most about Jackson dying is the fact that over his career he accumulated thousands of mentally unstable fans just like Elvis did. Mystery is bound to shroud some part of Jacksons death and slowly there will be a trickle of sightings and eventually we will end up with bad Michael Jackson impersonators and wacko evenings in bars with drunken middle aged men and women trying to remember the lyrics to 'Bad'.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Chewy

There is something profound and yet deeply disturbing in this picture....

Friday, June 12, 2009

15 Storys High



I may be repeating myself here, so apologies. I met Sean Lock on a number of occasions as he trained at the same New Cross Karate Club as I did back in the mid-90's. I can't say that I remember him being particularly funny, just quick witted and a bit shy. doubtless like any good comedian he was absorbing future material and there must have been a huge amount of it at the club. I don't think I'd feature as a character but there was:

Bob - Black belt amphetamines user, with anger issues
Davva - Welsh rugby player/vigilante
'Melon' - Mute with a strained ball bag which had blown up to the size of a ....
Akayo - Nigerian giant who modelled himself on Kareem Abdul Jabar out of Game of Death - Here he is in action. By the way this gets better as the sound goes further out of synch.